Australian hazards
What with drought, excessive heat or floods in different parts of Australia, here's an unexpected hazard, although it never pays to stand for long under a tree...
What with drought, excessive heat or floods in different parts of Australia, here's an unexpected hazard, although it never pays to stand for long under a tree...
Found on 'Les's Laffs' Facebook page (Les Dawson (1931-1993) was a much-loved English comedian)
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speaker phone on and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops talking.
MAN: ”Hello?”
WOMAN: “Hi Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only £2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN:”I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: ”How much?”
WOMAN: “£50,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing… I was just talking to Kate and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking £980,000 for it.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and make an offer of £900,000. They’ll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it’s what you really want.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
He turns and asks, “Anyone know who’s phone this is?”
Early trip into the city centre this morning before the crowds.
Anti-terrorism barriers at the foot of the Shambles, York, (and even uglier ones spoiling lots of other places, too). It prevents the market traders even bringing trolleys along the pavement and into the market, and creates congestion — so much for social distancing... but it enhances the Christmas spirit.
The COP26 Climate Conference takes place in Glasgow this weekend. Whether any of our political leaders agree among themselves to do something about changing the way we live, is highly unlikely — It's the economy, stupid! The privatised UK water companies were responsible for releasing raw sewage into our river systems 500,000 times last year... because they gave £57 billion to their shareholders, instead of upgrading the system.
The damage we are doing to Earth and its atmosphere has been talked about increasingly loudly for 60 years. Here's Tom Lehrer on the subject of pollution in the US in the 60s — he was probably preaching to the converted even then — but it applies everywhere.
This image is from the Monks of St Thomas Affair which hadn't noticed before. I'm not specially fond of this painting, but this is one of the worst renderings of Leonardo's portrait of Madonna Lisa Gherardini, aka Mona Lisa, that I've ever seen.
It's my 49th wedding anniversary today — we're holding out for Gold, with any luck, next year.
We're not church-goers, I don't like dressing up or big celebrations, so there were only five people there (the bigger the celebration, the shorter the marriage?) I still have the skirt I wore but the waist measurement ... well, let's not go there. Waistlines aren't required to be as narrow as they were, thank God.
Illya has been beaten up by fellow agents (see: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16374206).
Now Napoleon has an idea for teaching the culprits a lesson. Click on picture for AO3